All Blacks - newspaper of MisterBeefhead

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Overthrow the Government!

3 • Day 1,099, 13:16 • Published in New Zealand

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Install Anacho-Syndicalism or something. Its like anarchism, but the mafia runs everything.

On a serious note, when war on Australia was declared, I ran around like a chicken with its head cut off. I PM'd Calbe, and he took the time to write

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The Circus is still hiring.

9 • Day 1,096, 09:56 • Published in New Zealand

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This morning I was in a sad state. I was excited for my big day at the circus, but had nobody to share my happy circus times with. I would have shared with congress, if only I could find them. Once again I checked the congressional voting-shed,

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The Sad Clown

3 • Day 1,095, 07:04 • Published in New Zealand

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Look out, I've got tickets to the circus! Yes the circus, the secret love of every child, the tireless employer of transient fork-killers, the one place left where a masked ex-con can meet impressionable youth.

But who to invite? Who has worked

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Rotten New Zealand

9 • Day 1,093, 12:20 • Published in New Zealand

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Something is rotten in New Zealand. Taxes have gone up, yet surprisingly, the cost of food has risen! I'm no economist, I can't explain how this happened. I'm no congressman, I don't know how to fix this (maybe raise taxes more?) But until

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You Should Dodge Taxes

4 • Day 1,092, 07:42 • Published in New Zealand

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I love dodging taxes. And you should too. The only way NZ can become a major exporter, with companies fighting tooth-and-nail for employees, is through the magic of tax evasion, combined with a 1% VAT.

Companies that dodge income tax and aren't