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Ah, Just the Way I Left It

7 • Day 1,663, 22:11 • Published in Israel Israel

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Shalom.

Sit, sit, make yourselves comfortable.

So, uh, I'm back. And I was like, "Hey, you know, I've been gone for awhile, things will have probably changed in eIsrael. It'll take some getting used to."

But then I saw this:

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Terra Experiencing Shortage in Toilet Paper

1 • Day 1,526, 10:37 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

After numerous eye-witness accounts of eUSA and eBrazil dragging their back-country all over the Amazon, the Treasure Map dug a little more into this mystery, penetrating deeper into it's soft underbelly.

What we found wasn't pretty.

Like the

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Hello All

7 • Day 1,510, 07:07 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

I'm back.

Just kidding. You can re-zip your pants and put that Kleenex back where you found it.

[Pause for laughter]

Ah, masturbation jokes. The kettle corn of my profession.

I'm not exactly back, but I will start writing again. But here'

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ONE Finally Rids USA of Liberal Hippies

10 • Day 1,461, 12:37 • Published in USA USA

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A few weeks ago, the forces of the mega-alliance ONE landed on the shores of the United States of America and quickly overcame the confused and unprepared US defense forces.

Now, mere weeks into the campaign, ONE has finally rid the United

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eRepublik Anniversary Party is Actually Reunion

0 • Day 1,449, 18:46 • Published in USA USA

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Many citizens were elated to hear that it was time to break out the party hats and uncork the champagne bottles, because the 4th Anniversary of eRepublik was upon them. It was a time to cut loose, to free yourself of inhibitions and birth control. A

About my newspaper

Ah, Just the Way I Left It

Terra Experiencing Shortage in Toilet Paper

Hello All

ONE Finally Rids USA of Liberal Hippies

eRepublik Anniversary Party is Actually Reunion