Hello All

Day 1,510, 07:07 Published in USA USA by Aeroner

I'm back.

Just kidding. You can re-zip your pants and put that Kleenex back where you found it.

[Pause for laughter]

Ah, masturbation jokes. The kettle corn of my profession.

I'm not exactly back, but I will start writing again. But here's the thing; I've been gone for awhile, so the well has run a little dry. I'll be taking requests. Post any topic in the comments section. Keep it feasible and I'll do my best. I'll pick the best two or three ideas and then I'll work with it. Don't mind if it connects to eRepublik or makes sense story-wise. That's my job.

Good luck,
Aeroner

P.S. No, you're not winning anything.