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Cutthroat Political Climate Is Actually Pretty Nice For a Change

5 • Day 1,384, 23:58 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

District of Columbia, USA

Despite all the usual bickering, jibb-jabbering, and mindless penile asshattery that usually comes with the political territory, local voters are saying that that the current political status is actually pretty … read more »

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New Achievements Meant to Keep You in Sustained Limbo of Erotic Ecstasy

4 • Day 1,380, 14:24 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

New York, USA

For the past few months, all players of eRepublik have seen the two little achievements icons on their profile page that repeat the same damning phrase "Coming Soon". Once your eyes reach these two monstrosities of mystery … read more »

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There is An "I" in "Jism"

8 • Day 1,378, 11:48 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

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America Running a Shortage on Pants

10 • Day 1,377, 13:58 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Just weeks after liberating their last state from invaders, the United States is running short on pants.

"You heard right." Said Department Store owner Munchma Quchi. "We're running out of leg wear, left and right. I don't know what the problem

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Americans for South Andorra

3 • Day 1,374, 15:08 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

New York, USA

Earlier this morning, Treasure Map Editor-in-Chief Aeroner made held a press conference in Central Park.

As Aeroner addressed the public, there was a sense of anticipation and excitement amongst the crowd as to what the … read more »