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My Presidential Mission Involves Seamen

4 Day 2,056, 15:37 USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

In my last article, I placed a challenge to all my readers, and I knew both of them would love to hear all about it. Our pathological protozoa Paul Proteus commented first, asking me the following;



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My Brain Wants You Inside of It

8 Day 2,043, 12:49 USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Yeah, so uh, hey guys. I've been meaning to write an article that's humorous and semen-y and awesome for a long time but I can't think of any good ideas.

Rules of the game are as follows:

Post a an idea in the comments.

I am required by

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Admins Release Anniversary Gifts Intended To Rub It In Our Faces

5 Day 1,828, 17:28 USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Washington D.C. The administrators of eRepublik have announced a gift program in honor of the five-year-anniversary of their game in a blatant and transparent attempt to rub it in deeply.

The gift program adorns the front page of … read more »

Does Anyone Else Care About Our PP Elections? No? Just Me? Alright.

11 Day 1,818, 12:39 USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Hello, America.

Or at least, hello to all your intelligent, socialite Americans who have made the wise decision to read my newspaper. Like Nutella, only good things can come from it.

So, now that you're here, let's get started. What's

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[CP] Aeroner for POTUS

18 Day 1,719, 20:52 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



An American flag, it was always picked first in gym class.

America, I know you’re tired. I see it in your eyes. You’ve been working late, trying … read more »