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Admins Release Anniversary Gifts Intended To Rub It In Our Faces

5 Day 1,828, 17:28 USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Washington D.C. The administrators of eRepublik have announced a gift program in honor of the five-year-anniversary of their game in a blatant and transparent attempt to rub it in deeply.

The gift program adorns the front page of … read more »

Does Anyone Else Care About Our PP Elections? No? Just Me? Alright.

11 Day 1,818, 12:39 USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Hello, America.

Or at least, hello to all your intelligent, socialite Americans who have made the wise decision to read my newspaper. Like Nutella, only good things can come from it.

So, now that you're here, let's get started. What's … read more »

[CP] Aeroner for POTUS

18 Day 1,719, 20:52 USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



An American flag, it was always picked first in gym class.

America, I know you’re tired. I see it in your eyes. You’ve been working late, trying … read more »

Just When I Thought I Was Done

10 Day 1,711, 04:15 USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I was ready to call it quits. To drop eRep like a nasty habit, or at least make a big article about it so everyone could get sad and I'd get all the attention I so deserve.

But then, like herpes, an admin announcement popped up once again … read more »

Absence of F*cks in eUSA

36 Day 1,709, 17:30 Israel Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

JERUSALEM- This morning, the government of eUSA declared a full state of emergency; the supply of F*cks has reached a critical low, and people are barely scraping by.

"There's a new political scandal." Said one American citizen." But I can't … read more »