My Brain Wants You Inside of It
Day 2,043, 12:49
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by Aeroner
Yeah, so uh, hey guys. I've been meaning to write an article that's humorous and semen-y and awesome for a long time but I can't think of any good ideas.
Rules of the game are as follows:
Post a an idea in the comments.
I am required by maritime law to write an article about the first three ideas, and strongly consider any that are posted after. But for the first three, I am honor-bound to write an article. It can be about anything.
Please help me.
Regards, Your Sassy Sun Lion,
Aeroner
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Maritime law needs to be properly described
article topic shall be as follows:
"Whether the hibernal frigidity of the antipodes, passing in an orthogonal plane through the homogenous solidity of the centre, could, by gentle anti peristalsis, warm the convex connexity of our heels. " You will note the neat maritime theme married to judicial, talmudic pre-occupations, nestling amongst nautical hydro-forensic schema. Derrida or zombie Derrida will judge the merit of your piece.
Kind regards
This came out very badly. If you agree with my drift perhaps you could rewrite it. Perhaps it will spark some thoughts of your own.
Despite the demonic flaws of the eUSA community ("Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus.") every player, every eUSA citizen, can discern within themselves and their comrades a basic preference for which community they would associate, given a choice. This is a co-operative (OMG, one of those!) game, a preference for these friends and this or that particular community, never any high moral or RL principle nor any non-existent winning, just simple courtesy and fellow feeling, is the only sane basis for choosing a side. Perhaps the eUSA lacks what eSerbia or ePoland can lay claim to in that regard. Do not chose, as Free Area did, to isolate one's self for the sake of counting coup; twisting your natural friendliness and regard for others into a tool and disregarding the real communication and community that is all that makes your time here worthwhile.
Fuck me.
^ Now that would make for a good topic.
*coffee-splutter*
Why Fluffer is still a virgin and why most of the elitists don't score at all!