ONE Finally Rids USA of Liberal Hippies

Day 1,461, 12:37 • Published in USA USA • by Aeroner

A few weeks ago, the forces of the mega-alliance ONE landed on the shores of the United States of America and quickly overcame the confused and unprepared US defense forces.

Now, mere weeks into the campaign, ONE has finally rid the United States of tree-hugging-scarf-wearing-pansy-liberals, who have sought to declare war on all things American and institute an atheist communist regime.

A well known eAmerican conservative/furry enthusiast, who asked not to be named but we can say he has strong ties to Republican front runner Herman Cain, had this to say;

"I for one love the Serbians. Love 'em. That's why I invited so many of them here, to share in American glory. Oh, and to overthrow those fart-sucking porta-potty squatters we call 'Democrats'. With all these 'North states' out of the way, we can finally push our clean agenda through, free of the outright government ponzi scheme that is socialist enterprise."

Many right-wing Americans praised the invasion, as it seemed those doggy-style homeless ruffians had finally gotten what they deserved, and this campaign against America would, ironically,restore America to her previous fiscally and socially conservative golden days.

Although, many other people, who claim to be 'rational', had a very different view on things;

"We're getting INVADED, and all they can think about is politics? They should be like me and worry about ELECTRONICS. I've looted like four Best Buys already. I even took an old DVD Player just because I could. Talk about the land of opportunity."

Still others thought that the two sides should reconcile their differences.

"Sure we have differing views on the environment and civil rights and the economy, but I'm sure we can work together. So what if I we have differing views on marriage? We can agree on one thing; Liberals and conservatives both love guns, if you know what I mean."