Old Uncle Keeg's Rants - newspaper of Keegan Knoll

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A Quick Letter from the eAustralian Embassy

7 • Day 693, 14:05 • Published in Israel Israel

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Hello Israel,

This will only be a very short message, just thought I'd let you know. As of yesterday, I am the new eAustralian ambassador to eIsrael. In general, my job seems as though it will consist of arrogantly bearing a title, and lazing

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Hello, eAustralia!

4 • Day 676, 06:11 • Published in Australia

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And your support has gotten me all the way into congress! Hooray!!!

Now, on a serious note, thank you, everyone who voted, not just for me, but for congress in australia in general. A good turnout in the polls is always good for our country, and

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Twofold Bay: My Opinion

6 • Day 669, 15:12 • Published in Australia

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Hello Australia,

In the past couple of days, there has been a massive amount of discussion over the potential of starting a war with Indonesia, and regaining Western Australia. Now, since I've finally settled down and chosen a home country in

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Congress, you say?

1 • Day 667, 14:21 • Published in Australia

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Why, yes, that's right. I, Keegan Knoll, will be running for congress in the region of Tasmania in the September elections. Now, since I'm not the most well-known person in eAustralia by far, so I'll explain a little about myself and my country.

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Raffle! Great Prizes!!!

0 • Day 631, 15:38 • Published in USA USA

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Welcome, everyone, to a very special raffle event! Here, we will be giving away great prizes, that become even greater as more people participate! Now, here a couple facts to how the contest will be run:

To enter the contest, you must send 0.5