Old Uncle Keeg's Rants - newspaper of Keegan Knoll

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I guess it's time for an article...

3 • Day 631, 12:20 • Published in Israel Israel

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Well, dear readers, Spain was kind to me, if mostly uneventful. But now that I've sold my business, it is time for me to make a new start. Israel seems to be quite an inactive place, for the most part. But that's not the worst thing to be in a time

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Un Nuevo Principio/A New Beginning

11 • Day 617, 10:01 • Published in Spain Spain

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Hola, España. Es agradable aquí, y finalmente escribir un artículo en mi nuevo país. Permita que se presente.

En primer lugar, quisiera disculparme por cualquier error en la lengua española que estoy limitado para hacer. Soy una persona de habla

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A Victory!

6 • Day 607, 07:48 • Published in USA USA

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Yes! That is correct! We have now officiall held Montana from Russian Forces! And with less than two hours remaining in the battle, New Brunswick is still holding strong. However, Idaho is now under attack. We need to show PEACE that we're not

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I Am Sad.

12 • Day 605, 09:23 • Published in USA USA

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Today is a sad day for eAmerica. Today we lost the great state of Alaska. for the first time, the eUS has had one of it's home regions invaded. And I am sad. I'm not going to go on and be excessively butthurt about this, as it was inevitable, or at

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War.

4 • Day 601, 16:21 • Published in USA USA

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And so, with PEACE's attack on Canada today, the impending war is officially real. PEACE intends on taking our home soil. There will finally be another war directly between eAmerica and her enemies.

It's slightly strange, to be entirely honest. I'