Old Uncle Keeg's Rants - newspaper of Keegan Knoll

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I Be In Ur Congriss, Makin Ur Laws.... Plz?

2 • Day 732, 08:49 • Published in Philippines

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Hello, my fellow Filipinos!

Time for those shiny congressional elections is drawing near, as all of you must know. And, therefore, I feel that I should announce my candidacy for Congressman in the region of Palawan, under the Fifth Filipino Party.

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So I Gave Away My House.

4 • Day 729, 14:50 • Published in Philippines

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To The eSouth African Ministry of Social Affairs. I chose this because the house will be given to a struggling player in eSouth Africa, to keep their wellness up, and allow them to get more

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Raffle=Fail, so who wants a house?

12 • Day 727, 13:06 • Published in Philippines

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Well, despite my attempts at a Q1 House raffle, no one has donated to my org to buy a ticket as of yet, despite the article making its way into the top five. As such, the raffle will be considered void, because it blatantly failed. Instead, anyone

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Poor, Lonely Old House... [Raffle]

1 • Day 725, 19:22 • Published in Philippines

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Hello, Filipinos, and anyone else who may read this article!

Today, it just so happens that I have an opportunity for all of you. I while back, I bought myself a nice, pretty Q5 house. I abandoned my reasonably nice Q1 house, and had planned to

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The Beginning -- Keegan Knoll

8 • Day 724, 16:49 • Published in Philippines

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Well... The MoM wanted more submissions, and I had this short little story lying around from some time ago. There was once supposed to be a continuation of this, but it never happened. So, well, here goes:

The two shadowed figures stood still,