Old Uncle Keeg's Rants - newspaper of Keegan Knoll

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Ines Schumacher Hacked!

3 • Day 755, 18:48 • Published in Philippines

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At some point over the last few days, a great player on the world stage has been hacked, and the results have echoed throughout the region. The great eSouth African President, and renowned player Ines Schumacher, has been making one strange, and

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Introducing The Philippines Health Party

8 • Day 744, 19:50 • Published in Philippines

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Hello, my fellow Filipinos,

As Party President of the Fifth Filipino Party, it has come to my attention that we are no longer just the fifth place party out of five that we once were. Our party has grown since I moved to the ePhilippines, and

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Hekter For President, And Other News

10 • Day 740, 08:12 • Published in Philippines

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Hello, my fellow Filipinos,

There has been quite a lot going on over the past couple of days, and that means there's a lot to talk about. I'll consolidate the day's news into the same article for today.

Hekter For President

First

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A Thank You, And Congratulations To This Months Congress

4 • Day 737, 08:00 • Published in Philippines

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Hello, my fellow Filipinos,
(I've just realized that I'm practically addicted to starting every one of my articles off like this.)

Firstly, I would like to thank every ePhilippines citizen who voted in the congressional elections this month. Not

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Fifth Filipino Congressional Candidates

2 • Day 735, 15:33 • Published in Philippines

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Hello, my fellow Filipinos,

I am here today, to officially announce those running for congress under the Fifth Filipino Party this month. As a small and young party, we are only fielding a small number of candidates. To be more specific, five