Old Uncle Keeg's Rants - newspaper of Keegan Knoll

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Ambassadors Needed!

9 • Day 723, 14:31 • Published in Philippines

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Hello again, Philippines,

As I said in my last article, I have recently been appointed the Philippines' Director of Foreign Affairs, and have begun to assemble

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Hello, My Fellow Filipinos.

11 • Day 721, 17:51 • Published in Philippines

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Hello, ePhilippines,

I have just recently come to this country, in search of a bright political future, and a pretty business career. I have, for some time, been interested in moving to the ePhilippines, and I took the opportunity when I saw it.

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A Swift Wind Of Change Sweeps Over Australia

4 • Day 710, 13:16 • Published in Australia

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Last night, (Living in RL USA) I went to sleep with three hours left in the battle. It was midnight for me, and the wall in Western Australia had begun to rise up again. I had been put under the impression that despite the tinge of hope I held for

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Tonight, People Are Going To Lulz.

15 • Day 703, 13:55 • Published in Israel Israel

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Now, firstly, I would like to let everyone know that I am not currently wearing pants.

But, pants aside, the beautiful country of Israel has been falling deeper and deeper into what I'd like to call a lulz recession. There have been efforts used

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Senate Campaigns Are Tasty.

8 • Day 698, 08:04 • Published in Australia

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Hello Australia.

It's that time of the month once again. What time of the month, you ask? Time that I, Keegan Knoll, announce my candidacy for Senator of Tasmania.

Why should I receive your vote? Well, because I asked nicely, of course.