Tonight, People Are Going To Lulz.

Day 703, 13:55 • Published in Israel Philippines • by Keegan Knoll

Now, firstly, I would like to let everyone know that I am not currently wearing pants.

But, pants aside, the beautiful country of Israel has been falling deeper and deeper into what I'd like to call a lulz recession. There have been efforts used up by your fellow countrymen in an attempt to avert this paralyzing crisis, but as we can plainly see in the response tothis lulz attempt, the forces of ovrsrsnss are simply too strong for Israel to defend against alone. This is where I hope to help.

From now, until the Great Srs Crisis of Israel has been averted, I will be importing to Israel the great Australian commodity of lulz. As the eAustralian Ambassador to eIsrael, I believe that this task is an absolute necessity, lest Israel become a safe haven for the srs, where the lulzy and the awesome are torn limb from limb, a place where a kind ambassador can't even keep his pants after making a few good jokes.

Of course, lulz must be produced in moderation. But what is present in the current lulz-conomy is far from moderation. What we have now is BLASPHEMY.

You see, I think Israel needs a new class of Ambassador. And I'm gonna give it to them. Starting tonight, people are going to lulz. I'm a man of my word.

P.S: If anyone has any information that could assist me in the location of my pants, please call me as soon as possible. I am reachable at the hotline 1-555-MY-PANTS. Thank you for your concern.