I Be In Ur Congriss, Makin Ur Laws.... Plz?

Day 732, 08:49 Published in Philippines Philippines by Keegan Knoll

Hello, my fellow Filipinos!

Time for those shiny congressional elections is drawing near, as all of you must know. And, therefore, I feel that I should announce my candidacy for Congressman in the region of Palawan, under the Fifth Filipino Party.

I am relatively new to Filipino politics, but I consider myself a moderately experienced politician. Prior to moving myself to the Philippines, I was an Australian Senator for two terms, and an Ambassador to Israel for one term. My time as a senator went by quietly, for the most part, but nonetheless, I studied the government consistently, putting in my opinion when necessary.

In the time since I left to get involved in the Philippines, I have become the countries' current DoFA, and the Party President of the Fifth Filipino Party. I have also been very active in the Filipino Media, and have been involved in discussions on the forums, to help better our country in both the short and long terms. If elected to the Filipino Congress, I promise to be an active, productive congressman, and put the good of the Philippines before my own personal opinions.

And remember....

I'm one of the smart lolcats.