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-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

The Clifford Burns Political Machine

10 Day 1,062, 12:22 Published in Switzerland Switzerland

The Clifford Burns Political Machine

Depending in how well this turns out, I may be starting a series of cartoons, borrowing from the style of Thomas Nast

Thomas Nast was an American Cartoonist in the 1800s and with his cartoons, he read more »

This Machine...

4 Day 1,055, 07:34 Published in Switzerland Switzerland

Another article of Good-Bye Blue Monday (bask in the warmth), before I get to the main segment, I have something to say about giving up hope,

Many people say with Walther as president, there is no hope left, and life sucks

I am here to prove

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6 Day 1,050, 12:40 Published in Switzerland Switzerland

First, it is I Paul,
Let me illustrate my unhappiness with Pictures,
THis is me when I came to my computer:

Thats right, I was eating CAKE

This is me after I checked the

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Ill Be Your Dipping Sauce Bitch

9 Day 1,041, 17:35 Published in Switzerland Switzerland

Finally, another Article of Goodbye Blue Monday,

This article is going to be in two parts,

first off: yes, I changed my profile picture, the south park era has ended, as cool as Stan is, i was getting bored of him, so now my profile

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The Legend of Paul!

18 Day 1,021, 10:19 Published in Switzerland Switzerland

Whoo, old games are really pixelated
Hey, this is my farewell from Presidency article, as my good friend Jimakos-Thess will be president (though it was a close race), but I first … read more »