The Land of Milk and...Dairy?
Day 1,610, 13:12
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by Paul Proteus
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This article will be in two parts:
-The Land of Milk and...Dairy
-Infighting and Inbreeding
So now for part one,
Return to the Land of Milk and
I believe Eleriel actually used this picture once
Well I'm not really back, I'm just back in eSwitzerland. It's been over a year since my last Presidential term ended and I decided to cheat on Lady Helvetia with Lady Liberty. Now, inactive and old your Prodigal Son returns.
So guys, will you have me back?
And lastly I joined the Swiss Freedom Party not because I really have a clue to what party politics are like, that's just the party I left~
Also just in case some of you don't know who I am (Le'GASP) I am Paul, I was born in eSwitzerland on Day 802, I was Vice President (Under both Lera and Cliffy) twice, then President twice, I wrote a few drafts of constitutions with F4 and others for you guys, not sure if any were used. Also I was Minister of Immigration for you guys a few months. Nice to meet you too, read my outdated wiki sometime if you want to learn more~
Now to Part Two:
Infighting and Inbreeding
Or something like that
Look, let me start this with a parable per say, when I was but a young un in eSwitzerland we had a terrible Shaolin infestation. Actually some of the Shaolins were pretty cool but that's not the point. The point is things were very black and white and two sided. The hope was always when they left Switzerland would be free from PTO and be a united nation with no fighting and the roads would be paved with cheese. Clearly we were delusional, but you guys are getting vicious. I see people calling Guillotinism (or w.e) a plague, and in the recent MoInformation article (which probably isn't to be trust since Trogdor wrote it
😛) we see the Guillotinism debate being covered with a very fine Swiss citizen (and I mean nothing against him, he is echoing a very common feeling, I just thought his words stood out to me) calling Guillotinism a "shit religion" which is "harmful" to eSwitzerland. It is also compared to the Theocrats who occupied Switzerland at some point. Now I just got back, and I don't claim to understand any of the shit that is going on, but this seems a bit much. I personally think a religion based on bread quit inferior to one based on dairy (Hail Renouille he who delivered us our very own nation so we wouldn't have to share with certain smelly neighbors) but still, I see a lot of people go after MG viciously. And nobody is solely at fault here, but aren't we all eSwiss? In the end aren't we all trying to help eSwitzerland? Disagreements are the natural offspring of any form of democracy but there is a difference between arguing and defaming. Please eSwitzerland, be the civil country I know you guys can be. This is a game after all, play it like it is one
Well that's my rant for now
And Lastly, your moment of Zen:
Until Next Time,
Stay Sexy and HAIL RENOUILLE
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So yeah I'm back in eSwitzerland
Vote it or I'll never write again 😛
I find that very hard to believe.
\o/ Paul is back, let's celebrate \o/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgEKLhvCCVA
No boobies, no vote. :😛P
Boooo you whore.
For as long as I have read your articles, (and it has been a long time) I never realized you took part of your ending from John Stewart. A little slow on the uptake are we, Sgtchewy.
~hyuu~
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We have been waiting patiently for you, our prodigal son (except that I haven't always been so patient).
I see you have come to heal us and you are so very welcome here !
Hugs & Kisses,
Rican
Waiting for Shaolin to return 😁
I have no idea what ure talking about....
but I like your nickname \o/
😃DDD
:- )
Nice shoutout.
back at last huh
o7
swiss demon
Paul Proteus
Day 1,610, 13:13
"So yeah I'm back in eSwitzerland
Vote it or I'll never write again"
Oh shit! I already voted and there's no "unvote" button!!!
WB Paul 😃
Voted
Pauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul finally!
"terrible Shaolin infestation"
I have hoped you're today a little grown person, but it seems you're still a child like the most from this SLP maggots. What a infestation? The only infestation was from the SLP terrorists. We had good foreigner, where made their integration. Some was from a group called Shaolin and some from others. Together we form the SNP and I was one from the refounder of this party. How you're able to call this people, people from eSwitzerland terrible and in the same time you're written "I was Vice-President of the eSwiss Confederation"? Where is your political correction dude?
Really, you discriminate a whole group, a group where you should thanks that you was anytime Vice-President. And that your friend Penguin taken the presidential medal. Without SNP, and the members of Shaolins you and your friend had never such a career. Remember, where organized that Penguin had no one opposite candidate in his candidature for President of the eSwiss Confederation? Well, he needed kicking Rican out of the government, but without us, he never had a medal! A little more respect of the people in eSwitzerland, especially with your growing age. Else your peace mission will be the same bullshit like your article!
Clifford, this article is not trying to comment on whether the Shaolins were good or bad, as I mentioned some of them were pretty cool, the purpose is to point out the contrast of our plans for the future of eSwitzerland let's say 2 years ago and what has actually occurred in terms of unity
Although I love arguing with you : 3
Some? Give me names, just one name of them where was infestation and why! Else your articulation is a polemic nonsense. What you will trying with you term? Get support in populism manner? Really pathetic, really. The true infestation is the SLP and you know that, you many times agreed with me that the SLP is the true terrorist but you write nothing about them in your article.
Clifford, if I were going for populism why would I bring up a topic that nobody active these days has even heard of 😁 And though you and I may say "SLP" that party is gone lol This article, (though clearly a mistake now 😛) mentions Switzerland past, but it is about problems in Switzerland present and future ; )
"Clifford, if I were going for populism why would I bring up a topic that nobody active these days has even heard of"
That's the trick you do. First, not "nobody" but "maybe the most" not known about this topic. And exactly there comes your trick, who is able after your article to disagree your claims? If like you said "nobody know about this topci"? You written about a group and used the word infestation, then comes people and ask in chat "what is this?". And people where still known this topic begins with their brainwashing! Whatever, you should write a official Sorry article for this people you called "infestation"!
Haha, I'm sorry, you're view of me is way for sly and conniving than I was when writing this ^ _ ^
Cliffy ❤