The Revenge of the Winter Dolphin

Day 1,539, 14:34 Published in USA USA by Paul Proteus

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Revenge of the Winter Dolphin



Err I could of sworn there was a dolphin....maybe he got taken down by the Admins, we'll never know...except, you know, screenshots 😁

Throughout yesterday to today it was reported that Pizza the Hut failed to give out the roughly 1000 gold he claimed he would in order to get a media mogul. Now the real surprise here isn't that he didn't, it's that anyone thought he would. Seriously, it's Pizza, what do you expect? Anyway now he has a media mogul medal, and I expect in about 3 months when he is trying to get subs for Cartman Lee II we'll fall for it again. I suppose the main point here is Really? Who actually voted and subbed that >.>

or maybe the point is that Pizza is a dick, and the faster everyone learns that, the better

Anyway here is some superior reading on the subject:
-Athanaric's thing
-A fairly decent run down of what happened
-The greatest give away of all time [TOTALLY LEGIT]

Two Years...


About a week ago Gaylord told me it was my second eBirthday (I have the great honor of sharing an eBirthday with whatever this is) Point is, for the last two years I've been logging on (with the exception of around two months) and pretty much wasting my time. I blame all of you, you ruined my life :3

Clearly this tremendous time sink isn't my fault 😣

Also my rank is General now, at one point wasn't that impressive? Certainly not anymore




Lastly: Your moment of Zen 😁






Until Next Time,
Stay Sexy