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[Feds] Breaking: Federalists Run For Congress

15 Day 3,047, 07:42 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Good morning reader, welcome to another publication of Goodbye Blue Monday, yellow journalism for the refined crowd. As your subscription to Goodbye Blue Monday, [ … read more »

[Federalist Party] #Trump2016: Orikfricai4President

7 Day 2,994, 19:27 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Where the f--- did Monday go?


It's just us~

Federalists, Americans, I come bearing good news. First, with the … read more »

[Federalist Party] Let's Dance

15 Day 2,981, 07:50 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I, I will be king...



Good morning Federalists, this is Party President, Paul Proteus, with a few announcements. It's been a busy few days, so, … read more »

New Year, New Proteus4FedPP

1 Day 2,977, 08:26 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


If nobody has any objections...

Good morning Feds, Friends, various subscribers and internet acquaintances. I had stepped back a bit, after really truly … read more »

In Defense of the Law, In Support of this Congress

79 Day 2,942, 07:40 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Good morning Americans, everyone else is writing, so you know, I had to pitch in.

The field of political … read more »