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[Federalist Party] A Congress Carol

5 4 days ago Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Good Morning Comrades. Many of you are probably waiting with bated breath for another issue of Goodbye Blue Monday. Well, the wait is over, the rote propaganda which has … read more »

[Feds] Breaking: Federalists Run For Congress

15 Day 3,047, 07:42 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Good morning reader, welcome to another publication of Goodbye Blue Monday, yellow journalism for the refined crowd. As your subscription to Goodbye Blue Monday, [ … read more »

[Federalist Party] #Trump2016: Orikfricai4President

7 Day 2,994, 19:27 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Where the f--- did Monday go?


It's just us~

Federalists, Americans, I come bearing good news. First, with the … read more »

[Federalist Party] Let's Dance

15 Day 2,981, 07:50 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I, I will be king...



Good morning Federalists, this is Party President, Paul Proteus, with a few announcements. It's been a busy few days, so, … read more »

New Year, New Proteus4FedPP

1 Day 2,977, 08:26 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


If nobody has any objections...

Good morning Feds, Friends, various subscribers and internet acquaintances. I had stepped back a bit, after really truly … read more »