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-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[FED] [TB4CP] The Federalist Endorsement

1 one hour ago Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

It's politics, check back next week for weather~

This is an official Federalist...Paper

As the election draws closer, by all accounts an election that … read more »

[GBM] Esteemed NPR Funding in Jeopardy

21 3 days ago Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

All the news that....well we're printing it anyway


This piece is a satire, but meta-media really is the coolest

[img]https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6164222/il_570xN.[/img] … read more »

[GBM] Regarding Congress And Such Trifles

9 Day 2,805, 09:42 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hard hitting journalism at a fraction of the cost! And quality!


When I woke up today I saw I had unexpectedly been elected into Congress, which prompted me to look at the … read more »

[GBM] Ghost of Paul Proteus Haunts America, Occasionally Opens and Closes Creaky Doors

42 Day 2,749, 15:02 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I will buy no votes, and this article shall receive none.


Been a while since I've used this banner

"Humankind cannot stand very much reality."

And thus, … read more »

[Rainy4Dictator] Alea Iacta Est

4 Day 2,659, 21:36 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Alea Iacta Est


The die is cast

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend me your ears.

There was once a time when revolution meant more than … read more »