This is What Happens When You Write Your Articles At 2:30 AM
Day 1,530, 23:28
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by Paul Proteus
Nothing in this article is to be taken too seriously, then again if you have been taking my articles seriously you're an idiot :3
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This article is in two parts:
-Rebirth: An attempt at an entry for Fionia’s contest, but I put it off until 2 hours before reset so enjoy the muddled mess that is is
-Proud/Horny Oh yeah, I joined the Feds
Rebirth
This is why there are so few entries to Fionia’s Contest >.>
The following are excerpts from Paul Proteus’ Journal immediately preceding his disappearance on Day 1442 of the New World
Day 1439 I tried to warn them; it was no use. Ever since he joined the party, I have know that Jude Connors was bad news. I have always been suspicious but I have never been able to put my finger on it until now. I do not have much time, but I can say this: ever since Jude has been in the Libs, people have gone missing, then return. They return different though, like something’s not right. And strangely they all seem to want to legalize marijuana. I’ll write more when I learn more.
Day 1440 It is bigger then just Jude, this goes all the way up. This is not just the Libs, this is the entire new world. This isn’t just a drug frenzy, it is mind control and the orders come from the top. The Libs are just the test, just the beginning. Soon it will spread. This goes to the top, the elites; your Pfeiffers, your PigInZen’s, even the President may be involved. I can’t say why or what, but I know this is big, I hope I’m not in over my head.
Day 1441 This will be brief as I fear for my eLife, I was right, this goes way up. The Libs are in shambles, our once brave Party President now just lazes around. The elites are implementing the ultimate control over the populace. Whether it is reeducation or just a supply of Q6 drugs or both I intend to find out. If what happened at the Libs is implemented at a national level it’s over. I’m going to find some way to stop this, I must for the eUS and all of her hardworking citizens!
Day 1442 I was wrong, this goes above the elitist, this goes up to Plato himself! I must go, they are coming…
It was at this time Paul disappeared for around 100 days
Day 1530 Errr, I had a wonderful meeting with my friends the other day, Plato was there, and so was Jude and everyone. We discussed my journal and my abdomen. Mostly my abdomen. They were right, this is better for everyone, otherwise you just get moldy pizza. I have to go now, but I find the need for this journal is over.
I’m a Fed and so Can You!
After the oh so real loss of my previous party, I went out in search of a new one to fill the needs that a party provides. After dallying in the Stardust Crusaders for a day, I made the obvious choice and join the Feds. They were so nice that they even deleted their old forums and made a new one (Go Check it Out) so I wouldn’t feel bad about my low post count! Talk about a hands on party. Seriously though, the Feds are one of the tightest parties I’ve had the privelege to be a member of, and I’m proud to be a part of it,
Proud Federalist,
Paul~
Lastly: You're moment of Zen
I wonder, what exactly DOES amuse Mew
Until Next Time,
Stay Sexy
^Click for Mandatory Listening
This article is in two parts:
-Rebirth: An attempt at an entry for Fionia’s contest, but I put it off until 2 hours before reset so enjoy the muddled mess that is is
-Proud/Horny Oh yeah, I joined the Feds
😁
Rebirth
This is why there are so few entries to Fionia’s Contest >.>
The following are excerpts from Paul Proteus’ Journal immediately preceding his disappearance on Day 1442 of the New World
Day 1439 I tried to warn them; it was no use. Ever since he joined the party, I have know that Jude Connors was bad news. I have always been suspicious but I have never been able to put my finger on it until now. I do not have much time, but I can say this: ever since Jude has been in the Libs, people have gone missing, then return. They return different though, like something’s not right. And strangely they all seem to want to legalize marijuana. I’ll write more when I learn more.
Day 1440 It is bigger then just Jude, this goes all the way up. This is not just the Libs, this is the entire new world. This isn’t just a drug frenzy, it is mind control and the orders come from the top. The Libs are just the test, just the beginning. Soon it will spread. This goes to the top, the elites; your Pfeiffers, your PigInZen’s, even the President may be involved. I can’t say why or what, but I know this is big, I hope I’m not in over my head.
Day 1441 This will be brief as I fear for my eLife, I was right, this goes way up. The Libs are in shambles, our once brave Party President now just lazes around. The elites are implementing the ultimate control over the populace. Whether it is reeducation or just a supply of Q6 drugs or both I intend to find out. If what happened at the Libs is implemented at a national level it’s over. I’m going to find some way to stop this, I must for the eUS and all of her hardworking citizens!
Day 1442 I was wrong, this goes above the elitist, this goes up to Plato himself! I must go, they are coming…
It was at this time Paul disappeared for around 100 days
Day 1530 Errr, I had a wonderful meeting with my friends the other day, Plato was there, and so was Jude and everyone. We discussed my journal and my abdomen. Mostly my abdomen. They were right, this is better for everyone, otherwise you just get moldy pizza. I have to go now, but I find the need for this journal is over.
I’m a Fed and so Can You!
After the oh so real loss of my previous party, I went out in search of a new one to fill the needs that a party provides. After dallying in the Stardust Crusaders for a day, I made the obvious choice and join the Feds. They were so nice that they even deleted their old forums and made a new one (Go Check it Out) so I wouldn’t feel bad about my low post count! Talk about a hands on party. Seriously though, the Feds are one of the tightest parties I’ve had the privelege to be a member of, and I’m proud to be a part of it,
Proud Federalist,
Paul~
Lastly: You're moment of Zen
😁
I wonder, what exactly DOES amuse Mew
😁
Until Next Time,
Stay Sexy
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In other words I told Fionia I would do her contest, put it off, then rushed out this...Vote it anyways > . >
Voted, Feds rock
massive vote
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Nice journals, but edit your last pic. That's mew, not mewtwo, so it says "amews" me. High quality writing, though.
~hyuu~
Trogdor: Done, and I apologize to my fans for that mistake 😛
This is what happens when we occupy Mexico for too long. Just sayin'.
Yeah feds are p cool except they used to spam me a lot with messages so I left