The Watch Tower - newspaper of Cromstar

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A Secret History of the Speaker of the House: Part 2

9 • Day 1,114, 07:25 • Published in USA USA

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We now return to our regularly scheduled progra—

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We control what you see, what you hear,
The things that bring you pleasure, and the things that make

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With Apologies to... #2

8 • Day 1,096, 17:30 • Published in USA USA

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Tonight’s article is with apologies to Sarah Palin, Yakov Smirnoff, and parter’s mother.

This article touches on what some view to be a very touchy and sensitive subject. Well, I feel it is my duty to touch you all very inappropriately in the

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With Apologies to...

45 • Day 1,093, 16:40 • Published in USA USA

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Tonight’s article is will be starting a new feature here: a series of haphazardly posted articles to issue apologies.

Tonight’s article is an apology to Eugene Harlot, the original

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What's a nation like you doing in a game like this?

31 • Day 1,042, 20:49 • Published in USA USA

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A lot of people seem to be unsure or unaware of this, so I’m making the announcement now for everyone to see and read.

I am running for the highest office in the land once again!

However,

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inb4articledeletion!

27 • Day 1,031, 12:38 • Published in USA USA

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Hello ladies and gentlemen,

Today, I’ve decided to come forward about something I haven’t been very vocal about in public. In fact, it may quite possibly be the most important thing I’ve ever done in eRepublik. I take great pride in my work, and