With Apologies to...

Day 1,093, 16:40 • Published in USA USA • by Cromstar

Tonight’s article is will be starting a new feature here: a series of haphazardly posted articles to issue apologies.

Tonight’s article is an apology to Eugene Harlot, the original Lead Farmer.

Why would we apologize to Mr. Harlot?

Well, he was perhaps the most kick-ass eAmerican to ever live. As Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Harlot’s abrasive attitude and hatred of idiocy and PEACE lead America to the forefront of every battle between ATLANTIS and PEACE back in the day.

He was the bomb. Harlot was so awesome, the admins did away with battle initiative in his honor!

Still, you wonder why we should apologize to the epicness that is Harlot’s memory.

It’s because we did something horrible and he wasn’t there to see it!

But That’s not all! We didn’t limit ourselves to wiping Hungary and giving Indo a taste of the butthurt...we went so far as to launch a full-scale, all out attempt to PTO, not one, but two old school members of the PEACE/PHOENIX alliance. And it’s not over yet, either. EDEN and Friends will take control of the Russian Congress on the 25th, and we WILL WIN THE COLD WAR!

(Oh, while we were destroying the powerful nations of PHOENIX, Canada was single-handedly invading and taking over the UK. GO BROS!)

Now, if you know your ehistory, you might recognize this list of nations: Indonesia, Hungary, Portugal, Russia, France, the UK, and Columbia.

These nations were the ones that owned or possess American territories during the course of WWIII. And now? Now we’ve wiped three of them, popped the Indo cherry, embarassed France and the UK again, and really given the rest of their allies a hard time in the process (Greece wiped Turkey! Serbia’s out of Asia! Brazil has been fighting tooth and nail to keep from getting owned in South Africa and at home by Spain! Iran has no titanium/diamonds!)

And during all this...not once did we give credit to those who built the foundation our successes have been placed upon.

That’s why, I say this with apologies to Eugene Harlot:



EDEN and Friends couldn’t have done it without you and the dozens of others around the globe who laid the foundations of the modern eworld.

In my opinion, our temporary occupation of Sumatra goes out to you in the great wide real world!

Semper Fi!