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Running for Congress

6 • Day 459, 13:06 • Published in USA USA •

So... I am attempting to run for congress. I have never done this before, so it would be appreciated if someone told me what to do. I have no plan whatsoever, but vote for me anyway!

Thank you!

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:)

2 • Day 455, 15:42 • Published in USA USA •

well, i thank everyone who gave me some kind of advice on how to start and maintain a company, and i think i will be starting one very soon. but i would like to know how to get gold if i want to start over, or to start another company. of course,

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Advice

8 • Day 453, 12:34 • Published in USA USA •

well friends, i have finally gathered enough gold to start a company, and i need your advice because i have absolutely no idea on how to run one. about income, about what demand there is, about what is good pay for employees, about whether there are

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Winners

5 • Day 450, 17:38 • Published in USA USA •

so, the winners are Donovatanor with the quote 'In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf'
AND jasonalwasyready with 'It’s better to keep

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woo!

16 • Day 449, 15:53 • Published in USA USA •

huzzah! no trivia! hehe...


'when i die, i want to die peacfully, like my grandpa: in my sleep. not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
Notice!!!
i will be holding a contest of who ever can give me the best quote, i will give 20 usd. (

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