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Running for Congress (AGAIN)

2 • Day 482, 16:12 • Published in USA USA •

Well, last time I ran, I recieved around 90 votes yet I wasn't an official candidate, so I did not get on. Though since I have absolutely no clue what to do about this, I can only hope that sor some reason or other, I will be official this time

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Salary Idea

4 • Day 481, 09:17 • Published in USA USA •

Does anybody else think that there should be an option to find a job right where you are? I mean, right now I have 5.88 skill, but I still have a job for the same salary someone with 5.02 would have. Isn't that a little unfair?

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EPIC FAIL!!!

9 • Day 476, 20:56 • Published in USA USA •

Well, we launched a three-pronged attack on Mexico, and we only conquered one area. We all failed spectacularly.

UNCLE SAM: DO NOT LAUNCH THREE ATTACKS AT ONCE! WE WILL ONLY CONCENTRATE ATTACKS ON ONE AREA, AND LOSE THE OTHERS!!!

On a

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6

hooray!

1 • Day 475, 10:05 • Published in USA USA •

hooray!

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9

WHAAAAAA?? (Income tax)

4 • Day 471, 07:42 • Published in USA USA •

Alright, I know that this really isn't a political newspaper, but this is really pissing me off.

Income tax is at a fricking 20%!!!

WHY?!?!??!

I'm supposed to have a thirty dollar income, but now its only 24 dollars.

I know, I

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