The News of Uselessness - newspaper of Chezmeister

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hooray

4 • Day 428, 17:12 • Published in USA USA

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hooray hooray hooray

hooray hooray hooray

why did the monkey fall out of a tree? it was dead

that was my best joke

what happened to the ghost in the rain? it got wet

that was my second best.

*insert ranting about how if you dont

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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND EREPUBLIK!!!

8 • Day 426, 10:46 • Published in USA USA

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nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing! nothing!

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Exraordinarily Saddened

13 • Day 422, 17:52 • Published in USA USA

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I am very saddened to say that while I am supposed to have 27 subscribers, only 5 read my article and commented, and 1 person clicked it from recent news. This leads me to the ovious question: HOW THE HECK DID MY 'NOTHING' ARTICLE GET ENOUGH VOTES

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Survey/Poll

7 • Day 419, 17:24 • Published in USA USA

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Alright, this is a little survey/poll i wanted too take: everybody that actually subscribed to my paper, comment and say that you're a subscriber, and everybody that looked on the 'recent' news thingy on the home page, comment nd say that you just

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Thank you

8 • Day 414, 16:05 • Published in USA USA

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This is just a little thing I wanted to write to thank the people that helped vote my article 'nothing' to the top, and even now are still very optimistic and commenting 'lets vote this to the top!'. But the thing is, i would rather write an actual