Exraordinarily Saddened

Day 422, 17:52 Published in USA USA by Chezmeister

I am very saddened to say that while I am supposed to have 27 subscribers, only 5 read my article and commented, and 1 person clicked it from recent news. This leads me to the ovious question: HOW THE HECK DID MY 'NOTHING' ARTICLE GET ENOUGH VOTES TO REACH #1????
Someone please give me an answer.

Thanks again to the awesome ones,
Chezmeister