The News of Uselessness - newspaper of Chezmeister

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Sadness!

13 • Day 413, 17:38 • Published in USA USA

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As many of you (and the rest of the country) know, i wrote this incredible article that went straight to the top, then got reported, deleted, and i was temorarily banned. And some idiot deciding to report an article in the newspaper of USELESSNESS

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Sarcasm!

8 • Day 392, 20:00 • Published in USA USA

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I have noticed that people like using sarcasm, so I shall use some sarcasm of my own in this article. *cough cough* ahem

WOW!!! THIS NEWSPAPER IS SO USEFUL!! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T VOTE OR SUBSCRIBE!

This has been : Sarcasm.
by Chemeister

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