Winners
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Chezmeister
so, the winners are Donovatanor with the quote 'In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf'
AND jasonalwasyready with 'It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.'
HOORAY!!!*applause*
they each win 20 usd and flobot gets 5 usd simply because i like cheese!!
YYYYAAAAYYY!!!!!!!! *even more applause*
but remember the way of the japanese samurai: always show honor. never gloat or be downcast. even dying is better than losing your honor. (but you can call people names!!)
Comments
whoops! sorry, thats Donovanator, not Donovatanor
Congratulations to all the winners, sorry mine didn't make the top two.
I'm pretty sure mine would've made it if I said it was original.
Thanks for the usd, and
"Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products."
thanks!