The Citizen Journals - newspaper of Grev Per

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Your World Tonight

8 • Day 140, 19:19 • Published in Sweden Sweden

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UDLANDSMINISTERIET, DENMARK

World powers have collided today, dear citizens. In two different countries two different wars are being decided between 4 countries.

The brave American people have come to the aid of peace and justice. They are

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Madness? Craziness? This is Denmark!

10 • Day 140, 18:56 • Published in Sweden Sweden

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DET HVIDE HUS, DENMARK,

Hello Friends, this is your President with an update on your nation!

Recently I have discovered that an Indonesian moving company has encroached upon our markets. They are threatening the business of our Danish patriots

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Arrival of the First International Brigade

8 • Day 136, 17:30 • Published in Sweden Sweden

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CHRISTIANSBORG, Denmark

It's with great pleasure that I announce the arrival of the First International Brigade to Denmark. These young warriors have come to protect civilization from the potential invasion of Swedish Barbarism. The first Brigade

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Danish Economists Win Nobel Prize in Economics! (And Peace)

20 • Day 134, 13:40 • Published in Sweden Sweden

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BØRSEN, Denmark

Exciting news today as for the first time in history, Danish Economists have won the Nobel Peace Prize in Economics and Peace.

It was the noted economist and governmental advisor, Justansen Fnentson Johanneson jr den anden,

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What This Country Has Done For You (And what you can do for this country)

8 • Day 131, 10:22 • Published in Sweden Sweden

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Good News Citizens,

The powers that be have unfrozen the Danish national accounts, enabling me to transfer money to those hired by the Danish government. This means that money is being pumped into the economy in order to increase consumption.