Your World Tonight
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by Grev Per
UDLANDSMINISTERIET, DENMARK
World powers have collided today, dear citizens. In two different countries two different wars are being decided between 4 countries.
The brave American people have come to the aid of peace and justice. They are invading Canada.
"WHAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!" you ask?
Well let me explain this to you. The President of America is an intelligent, cultivated man, worthy of our respect. And we join him in his coalition of the Willing to Destroy Barbarism. However we can't join them in any physical way, so I implore our citizens to show their support in other ways.
Why is the war on Canada important to Denmark? Good question. The answer is simple. Canada is a traitor to civilization. The rednecks and hicks of Canada who have only been leaches to American culture have only one ally, an ally even more lecherous and uncivilized than the Canadians themselves (aside from Norwegians🙂
The fact is they have a mutual protection pact with Sweden. Now we all know how this will work out. Sweden with their bows and arrows, will sail their viking ships over to the Americans to be slaughtered by the technology of CIVILIZATION. Leaving them to be nothing of ruins of their formers selves. Eliminating them as a real threat to Denmark. No country would start a two-front war on two different oceans.
And speaking of a two front war. The most honorable Pakistani parliament has declared war unanimously on China. China being ANOTHER ally of Sweden (And Norway too.)
With the prospect of two wars happening at once. Swedish imperialism and creepy-sensitivity to everything written about them will wane, they will be forced to ignore us. Then we will simply sit and wait. Until the barbarian tribes are gone. Without ever having to declare war.
I know what you are saying, "But Grev Per, wars don't actually kill people." I know, I know. But I'll tell you one thing, I know the Swede. And they have no attention span for the written word. In fact this game kills them. I write long articles in order to destroy them. They can't handle several paragraphs. Ever read one of their posts on the forum? Gobble-de-gook mostly.
THROUGH BUREAUCRACY DENMARK WILL PREVAIL!
Now for another documentary about typical Swedes from Denmarks own, Mikael Mørsen.
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ap2t55de51M&my=1[/youtube]
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Dont think Sweden can attack America
Through a Mutual Protection Pact they can.
Wow. A WHOLE lot happened during the night. But these are very interesting times.
Its facinating to see that the lepracy-ridden pig called Grev Per actually can form words with more syllables than one.
And you dare speak of barbarians you uncultivated sausage-eating cur!
Good luck to you when we come for your contry! LEGO\'s and beer doesn\'t do much good against swedish steel!
Great, now in an attempt at being cultivated, the Swedes are trying to *be* me. How embarrassing.
\"Now we all know how this will work out. Sweden with their bows and arrows, will sail their viking ships over to the Americans to be slaughtered by the technology of CIVILIZATION.\"
LOL, grinern!
Why won\'t Denmark just shut up and be peaceful? We defended the little country of China. China has 61 citizens, and Pakistan was going to invade them so that they could attack Russia and then destroy Europe. Hadn\'t Sweden been there and helped you danish pigs would have been slaughtered.
Sweden just wanted a free war.
Or Sweden just wanted to make the game super boring by defending war.
Why does Sweden feel like interfering and making this game boring?