-/v/oice - newspaper of William Walker

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A message to the cultists

9 • Day 254, 07:20 • Published in Pakistan

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Salaam aleikum Pakistan! Hail Dio Brando! May his holy word echo throughout the future, past and present!

I have a word for all you heathens, cultists, non-believers! That word is LOVE! It is the message that is spread by Dioism! LOVE[/

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Newspapers

6 • Day 252, 08:17 • Published in Pakistan

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That's it, I've had enough of this. Why does every new guy have to make a newspaper saying hello? This is ridiculous. I will now clarify what newspapers are for, ok?

First of all, a newspaper (Sanskrit: पृथु, Pṛthu, lit. "large, great, important,

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I can't habeeb it

10 • Day 238, 13:58 • Published in Pakistan

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Salaam aleikum, gentlemen.

I can't habeeb it my friends. I cannot habeeb that we only have a population of 626. Even dirty Greece has surpassed us and even, yes, Iran. I am shocked and apalled. In light of this movement I will now discuss the

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Votan Gaems

14 • Day 203, 04:23 • Published in Pakistan

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Hi guys!

So, due to technical difficulties or something you will have to either vote for Senor Schlong or AgentChieftain at todays presidential votes. I don't who you vote for, they don't care either, but one of those two, no one else.

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Chastity Belts ITA

20 • Day 197, 12:38 • Published in Pakistan

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ITA = In this article.

Hey guys, today we are going to talk about chastity belts. Why should we wear chastity belts? What good are chastity belts? Who made chastity belts? Why are they called 'belts' and not 'zippers'? Chastity zippers. What's up