Chastity Belts ITA
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by William Walker
ITA = In this article.
Hey guys, today we are going to talk about chastity belts. Why should we wear chastity belts? What good are chastity belts? Who made chastity belts? Why are they called 'belts' and not 'zippers'? Chastity zippers. What's up with that?
So let us start with "Why should we wear chastity belts?"
This question can be answered easily. If you are not reproducing to increase the citizens within Pakistan, you are wasting semen. Masturbation is also a waste. However, if you do decide to have sex for fun, I suggest carring a condom around you at all times. First of all, you prevent the spreading of AIDS and you can also keep your semen in a neat little package. Deliver it to your nearest sperm bank asap.
"What good are chastity belts?"
They make sure you don't stick your dick in everything you perverted Paki! What else do you think they are good for? Pakistani women don'T need chastity belts if all men wear them, simple as that.
"Who made chastity belts?"
What? I don't know, leave me alone. Right, I am bored about talking about chastity belts. Let us talk about pig sandwiches. I hear they are great. Too bad we can'T eat them since we are Pakistani's. However I do think we can eat sheep. Right? I think so. A sheep is fine too. One sheep, two sheep. Sheep are great.
fuck this I gotta go on the toilet. Enjoy my article. DON'T VOTE IT...
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A fine article for our time, we need more educational pieces like this.
Chastity belts for men, now there\'s a fine idea!
But what about all the realdolls?
A good read.
I love you.
REALDOLLS WASTE SEMEN.
No we cant eat sheep either.
or any animals that has hoved feet like a swede
As I Chastity Belt user, I have authority to say they\'ve very confortable, even in combat situations.
Actually, they\'re very good in combat.
Since Pakis are always at war, it\'s very nice to be able to trust in a product that keeps you from getting all those nasty foreigners\' diseases.
>Since Pakis are always at war
WAT
Enjoy your comfortability!
Pakis are always at peace.
I VOTED
>Pakistani women don\'T need chastity belts if all men wear them, simple as that.
>Pakistani women
>women
I think theres only like 3 women in Pakistan.
Ur mr pakistani WEEYAKK and some other random chick?
Sex doesn\'t make babies, e-mail invites make babies. Ejaculate in peace.
However, I do wear a chastity belt for fashion\'s sake.
Now my profile says I\'m a woman, so make it 4.
Me too bro. Now we can finally be women together.
This is beautiful, except that last part. I was like \"I am going to vote like first of the north star,\" but then... DON\'T VOTE IT?
Boy stop, you gotta be kidding me. Pakis only really listen to our Lord Dio Brando.
It was reverse pyschology Strigidae. As you can see, it worked. HAHAHA