Votan Gaems
William Walker
Hi guys!
So, due to technical difficulties or something you will have to either vote for Senor Schlong or AgentChieftain at todays presidential votes. I don't who you vote for, they don't care either, but one of those two, no one else.
AgentChieftain is at the bottom of the list
Schlong is at the top
In other news, it's really hot outside! Walker out
Comments
Of course! Naturally, supporting the party elite will allow us to become \'cadres\' some day, right?
Right?
... Right?
MAX PAYNE versus a GIRL, tough choice.
There was something disturbingly familiar about the note on the desk. The handwriting was all pretty curves.
You\'re in a computer game, Max.
The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Weapon statistics floating in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. the repetitious act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves. The paranoid feeling of someone controlling my every step. I was in a computer game. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.
How exciting!
IT\'S LIKE WE ACTUALLY HAVE A CHOICE THIS TIME
Fantastic!
It will be so hard to chose between such fine men!
and wigs called us a dictatorship.
Holy crap that\'s some delicious May, Mr. Walker.
...What are we discussing again?
I AM ROOTING FOR YOU BOSS
I CANNOT CHOOSE WHO KNEW MAKING A CHOICE WOULD BE SO HARD
when are they going to start campaigning?
I don\'t know their platforms
PROTIP: Neither do we.
This is the first time in the history of /v/ that we can all agree that both options are good.
OH GOD
Senor Schlong 62 (votes)
AgentChieftain 63 (votes)
Fifty minutes before polls close.