The Balding Times - newspaper of Browski

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The Start of a new nation

4 • Day 617, 14:07 • Published in South Africa

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Well we have have started again - lets get it right this time. een drag maak mag - is that how you spell it?

Party SA - wheres Jizzy

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Bunaly's wifes birthday present

12 • Day 561, 07:29 • Published in Brazil Brazil

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A Bunaly asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He

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Brazilian efficiency

18 • Day 556, 02:30 • Published in Brazil Brazil

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A Brazilian boy was hired to paint a white line down the middle of the highway in Johannesburg. On the first day, he got off to a good start and he painted a white line 7 Km long. The next day, however, he painted a line only 4 km long. On the third

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Bunaly and Brazil finaly fix Y2K Problem

3 • Day 554, 13:18 • Published in South Africa

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Brazil has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. They have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. They have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all

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Stolen country?

11 • Day 553, 13:33 • Published in South Africa

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me