Bunaly's wifes birthday present
Browski
A Bunaly asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
Well i've been told to improve my jokes - so hows that one?
I dont realy want to have a go at the Brazilian people, but I would like a home free from tiriinay and opression. In South Africa weve faught the indoes, croats, theocrats and now you. I dont think the SA people will give up so easily - why dont you give us at least one tract of land back even if its just because you feel sorry for us?
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I cant even sell products in brazil even though the country has been taken over - this sucks
Food q1 0.75 BRL | q2 1.8 BRL | q3 3 BRL | q4 5.8 BRL | q5 10 BRL
Weapons q1 5.9 BRL | q2 13 BRL | q3 24 BRL | q4 35 BRL |q5 50 BRL
House q1 4 gold
Bambam.Org
You can buy export licence to Brazil for 5 GOLD if your company was in South Africa. But if your company was in another country and had an export licence to South Africa you will need to pay 20 gold to get a EL to Brasil.
About the joke, thats not what we call a joke. But it was a good try.
Why don´t you guys negotiate with the goverment for a piece of land?
Why don´t you ask around and find out who are the next candidates for presidency and trade 1 territory for support in the elections.
Diplomacy is the best choice in your situation.
PS. This is Bunaly
wich of his wifes?
Bambam.Org
You can buy export licence to Brazil for 5 GOLD if your company was in South Africa. But if your company was in another country and had an export licence to South Africa you will need to pay 20 gold to get a EL to Brasil.
About the joke, thats not what we call a joke. But it was a good try.
Why don´t you guys negotiate with the goverment for a piece of land?
Why don´t you ask around and find out who are the next candidates for presidency and trade 1 territory for support in the elections.
Diplomacy is the best choice in your situation.
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Bambam.Org
You can buy export licence to Brazil for 5 GOLD if your company was in South Africa. But if your company was in another country and had an export licence to South Africa you will need to pay 20 gold to get a EL to Brasil.
About the joke, thats not what we call a joke. But it was a good try.
Why don´t you guys negotiate with the goverment for a piece of land?
Why don´t you ask around and find out who are the next candidates for presidency and trade 1 territory for support in the elections.
Diplomacy is the best choice in your situation.
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Bambam.Org
You can buy export licence to Brazil for 5 GOLD if your company was in South Africa. But if your company was in another country and had an export licence to South Africa you will need to pay 20 gold to get a EL to Brasil.
About the joke, thats not what we call a joke. But it was a good try.
Why don´t you guys negotiate with the goverment for a piece of land?
Why don´t you ask around and find out who are the next candidates for presidency and trade 1 territory for support in the elections.
Diplomacy is the best choice in your situation.
Do we have an echo in the Rain Forrest????
Diplomacy is the best choice in your situation.
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@kiwifire1: Me thinks 'tis the echo of distressed goats...
It's a bit creepy seeing all these repeat comments o.0