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Brazilian efficiency

Day 556, 02:30 • Published in Brazil South Africa

• by Browski

A Brazilian boy was hired to paint a white line down the middle of the highway in Johannesburg. On the first day, he got off to a good start and he painted a white line 7 Km long. The next day, however, he painted a line only 4 km long. On the third day, he was down to less than a 1km. Finally, his friend Bunaly asked him why he was doing less each day. The boy replied, "I guess it takes me longer and longer to get back to the bucket each day."

I realy would like our country back 🙁

Comments

BamBam.Org Day 556, 02:36

Even one region would be great

N4ked Sn4ke Day 556, 03:37

Yes, but it is not something to be accepted if we'd be forced into concessions of any kind.

NinjaVelho Day 556, 03:42

it's a good joke!

CptFrank Day 556, 04:02

I want the whole of South Africa back every territory. No concessions don't take what does not belong to you. That is what we get taught in SA. Give it back out of respect for the people who live and rule themselves who does not want to be aligned with any PEACE or ATLANTAS.

Gabriel Vargas Day 556, 05:21

ooo cam'on boys.. live in Brasil is not too ba😛 nice girls, frozen tekila, good parties.. just relax and be welcome! 😉

Bunaly Day 556, 05:25

I like the story, i just wish all articles were like this one.

I have no problem with South African manifesting their hate for our country or any kind of sentiment. But the least they can do is do it with honor and a bit of inteligence.

What kind of effect all the post with bad word have with the Brazilian population? You will not get supporters you will only get hatters.

Btw. If you can convince our congressmen that returning South Africa would be in the best choice you have convinced the country and South Africa will be yours again.

One recomendation: do like every single other group in Brasil make lobby in congress to get what you want.

Talick Day 556, 07:21

nice try, guys..
however, it won't work..
SA made a wrong decision supporting the weaker side of the war.
Belive on me, it's much better stay with us then stay against us!
enjoy the new country! great salarys, great food...

Julius Caesar Cruz Day 556, 07:41

LETS SHOW THEM OUR CACHAÇA !!!

Raiffeisen holding Day 556, 07:59

need workers; good wages; come on people
http://www.erepublik.com/en/company/accelor-mittal-189965" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/company/acce[..]89965

Paul Atreides l Day 556, 09:10

Enjoy the new country! [2]

Rodrigo Torreao Day 556, 10:10

nice joke!
xD

Henrique G. Pinheiro Day 556, 10:16

Era baiano esse pintor, num era não? xD

Bahia Holding Day 556, 10:26

A figura foi feita no paint de um jeito muito tosco.

Bureau Pinto Ribeiro Day 556, 10:40

putz...
ahahahah
Must be why we are there in your country and you are not here in our country...
Improve your jokes or improve their ability to defend your "contry"

Mahdi Cleitus Day 556, 10:53

South African efficiency: be under the control of Brazil
This is not a joke. It is the reality, man.
Sorry. (or not, whatever...)

Tinnerholm Day 556, 13:01

Well i just moved here i do not seen anything wrong with living in Brazil the wages here are the best in the world!

Daniel Souza Day 556, 13:24

Que imagem tosca, foi feita no Tibia.

To the winners, all!

Accept that the third world country wins!

And have a good dinner with us!

Andman Day 556, 16:23

alguem passa o link do photoshop pra ele ?
hahahaha

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