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Vote King William the Great for Country President/Prime Minister!

19 Day 3,452, 18:06 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


My Fellow Britons,

Our current leader, my dear brother Prince Harry, has done a phenomenal job for our country. I am deeply honoured to accept his … read more »

"Sir" Humphrey Appleby Excluding Duly Elected MP

33 Day 3,363, 16:39 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Apparently we have special conditions that apply only to me even though I was elected fair and square. To my knowledge there has been no law passed which gives him the right to do this. This dictator thinks he is more like the German word for leader.

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UKPP Primary Rigged by Tangbod and Co.

45 Day 2,835, 09:56 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

And here's proof:
So much for being fair, eh? Interesting how better than 50% of party voters chose me as one of their first seven choices, yet I am 12th on the list with less than half the votes I received? Seems legit.
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Neil Lewis -UKPP's Incompetent Dictator

38 Day 2,813, 14:56 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

I wanted everyone to be aware that we have an incompetent Dictator currently as PP of the UKPP.

At least I asked most of the members if they were okay with me running. He holds a primary, and then DOES NOT ABIDE BY IT.

He is either one of two

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Vote King William the Great for Party President: Calling all House of Windsor bannermen!

28 Day 2,792, 17:56 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


From The Office of King William the Great
UKPP Party President
Member of Parliament

Fellow Britons,

As you know, The UK Progression Party faced a … read more »