Vote King William the Great for Country President/Prime Minister!

Day 3,452, 18:06 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by King William the Great

My Fellow Britons,

Our current leader, my dear brother Prince Harry, has done a phenomenal job for our country. I am deeply honoured to accept his endorsement, and hope that the British people will show the same faith in my stewardship of our nation as they showed in his.

I have served six terms as a Member of Parliament, been a Party President, Party Spokesman, and currently serve as Governor. I feel strongly that I am well equipped to handle the duties of leadership, and hope to have your faith and trust as you head to the ballot box. Let's make history with the first elected King of Britain!

If you liked the policies of the past administration, whether it's in taxation or alliance building around the world, then you will be very pleased with a King William government. We have done well this past month, and I plan to continue us along that trajectory. If you are tired of the rebellious American colonies running amok in defiance of the crown, and wish to engage in a most jolly war to reclaim our stolen lands, then this will be a government which will give you exactly that! Further, if you want to be included in government then just let me know. I am more than happy to get as many of you involved as want to be.

This election will be a critical test for Britain. Whether you are a nobleman or a commoner, it is absolutely essential that all true patriots of Britain stand united. No other viable candidate for CP has emerged, and so I felt compelled to put my name forward. Sadly in the 11th hour we saw a certain tyrant of the UKRP as well as a puppet of his in another party put his name forward for the sole purpose of trying to depose the House of Windsor from power. This person has acted tyrannically in the past, and was even overruled by Parliament when he tried to exclude me from participating in Parliamentary discourse based on his bizarre and outlandish conspiracy theory about me being some other player. I am motivated by my desire to continue Prince Harry's success in another term in government and not by personal hatred. If you feel that this is what is best for Britain, then I implore you to vote for me this Friday, the 5th of May.