"Sir" Humphrey Appleby Excluding Duly Elected MP

Day 3,363, 16:39 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by King William the Great

Apparently we have special conditions that apply only to me even though I was elected fair and square. To my knowledge there has been no law passed which gives him the right to do this. This dictator thinks he is more like the German word for leader. This is Britain, and all freedom loving Britons MUST stand against this injustice whether it be against the king or even a mere commoner.

Unlike a few other people around here, I am a legitimate individual who has a right to be treated the same as every other MP. If I really want your "sensitive" information for some nefarious person all I would have to do is ask someone to show me everything.

Out of principle and what is right you have no business excluding me from parliament. I will give Appleby and his ilk 24 hours to right this wrong before I have them arrested and sent to the Tower of London to await my judgment.