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War is when people hit each other.
Peace is when they shout.
You better believe what I have said:
Or I'll punch ya in the mouth.

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USWP "what would I do?"

4 • Day 2,069, 14:32 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

This is an article submission for the contest given by the USWP. Vote it up!

What would I do to bring back glory to our country if I led it?

Hmm, that’s a very interesting question. I suppose I would like to do 5 things the most, and I should

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Live From the Netherlands

3 • Day 2,068, 18:58 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

The battle of Amsterdam-Personal log

Report- 8:30 erep time, day 2067-Maine
I crouched behind a small barricade we had constructed in the business district of Portland. We have taken thousands of casualties, the Poles just keep on coming though.

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Interview with Derphoof. Herp to the Derp!

4 • Day 2,062, 20:39 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hello everyone! Today I interviewed Derphoof, our MoFA. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

😒orry, I was away for a while! Ya still here?
: yep
: Well, I'm up for questions if you have any!
: sure thing.

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Live From the Infirmary! I know, So exciting!

2 • Day 2,060, 17:30 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Hey y'all! Still stuck in the infirmary, but some reasons for happiness remain.

I hear we are doing well on the battlefield. Reading the report that DoD gave of

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Live From the Front in Dixie

6 • Day 2,059, 21:13 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Live From the Front in Dixie!

Since day 2057, when I gallantly charged the Texas shoreline alongside my brothers and sisters in arms, things have changed. I have since lost many of my comrades in arms from the horrific wounds inflicted by

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