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My 365th day

7 • Day 742, 13:38 • Published in Australia

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Deare readers

last year I started plaing this game on Decmber 1st when Uastralia only had one region and the economy was screwed with 5 AUD minimum wage. I was one of the few first members of the ANP and won my first election in January. I now

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Guy Baumber is running for his sixth term

2 • Day 729, 21:54 • Published in Australia

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Dear Readers

Yes you have read right I am running for my 6th term in the senate and I am going to write my platform.

Experiences

5 terms as an ANP senator
ran for PP of the ANP
current Party advisor
ACU soldier
Deputy Speaker of

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Guy Baumber for Party President

2 • Day 718, 23:06 • Published in Australia

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Hello there fellow ANP members I have finished my tour and decided to come back here to run for PP and I even have a plan onm how to make us the best .

Now my Vp this Term will be CoreyBlake Why because he is a hardworker and I believe he will

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Bye eAustralia

19 • Day 706, 00:28 • Published in Australia

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dear readers

I am leaving Australia for USA because my strength is better needed there and I didn't win congress which means I lost VP of ANP. 🙁 So now I have no Need in Australia

so now my whole political career has come to a halt. but

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Vote for Guy here is some cool stuff aswell

0 • Day 705, 00:20 • Published in Australia

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Dear readers

Vote for Guy You know why.

Vote for Guy he eats pies,

Vote for Guy he has a tie.

Vote for Guy He killed a fly.

My