The National Siren - newspaper of CaptainCAPS

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The AFA is a evil PTO party, and Ajay bruno is an idiot

21 • Day 1,796, 21:39 • Published in USA USA

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This is just a simple article reiterating what we all know about the AFA. They are a foreign PTO party whose propaganda arm would make Joseph Goebbels proud. Anyone in their party is a threat to EUS security and sovereignty, and is helping the serbs

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Results of the !AK-47s for everyone! program

14 • Day 650, 18:35 • Published in USA USA

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24,000.

That is the conservative estimate of the amount of damage the !AK-47s for everyone! program created. That number is based off the number of people recieving weapons (80), the number of Q1 weapons given (5 each), and the number of damage

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The CaptainCAPS !AK47's for EVERYONE! fund. 5 free guns to each American reader!

102 • Day 649, 13:16 • Published in USA USA

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UPDATE: Ive sent 5 Q1s to over 80 Americans. Im all out of cash. Any donations (not asking though) I may recieve will go to arming the next in line for AK-47s.

It is generally known, that it is better to give a fighter who goes barehanded a

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I voted YES on the peace treaty. Why, you ask?

14 • Day 635, 11:32 • Published in USA USA

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I, Senator from the occupied state of Oregon, voted yes to the North American Non-Agression pact.
To all of you who make your judgement here of the treaty and of the Senators and president who signed it; Go To Hell.

That being said, we can now

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PEACE treaty? NUTS!!

16 • Day 619, 20:17 • Published in USA USA

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I do not have all too much time today, as I have been traveling back from Germany after my summer vacation, but I have had time to see the recent change in events.

PEACE has offered us a PEACE treaty. As the senator from Oregon, I declare it is