The National Siren - newspaper of CaptainCAPS

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Welcome, to the Erepublik, the great empire of Turkey-Hungary?

7 • Day 572, 18:42 • Published in USA USA

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As a military officer stationed in turkey for freedom fighting, I was alarmed today to notice the state of the freedom fighting. The Greeks, Israelis, and the U.S coalition forces managed to get central district of Israel back to its original

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To our Turkish... friends...

12 • Day 570, 15:52 • Published in USA USA

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The United States, Croatia, and the loyal people of Greece and Israel have banded together for freedom, and to gain back lands originally theirs.

It is in the bests interests of the U.S, and indeed the world, to have many free nations that can

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The Great German question, and its final solution

6 • Day 547, 18:17 • Published in USA USA

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Now that we here at the National Siren have shocked you into reading this article, push aside the WW2 reference and read the reference to today.

Scrabman has declared neutrality in the war against Germany, while saying he supports the Swedes, and

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THE WORLD - as seen from a recently awaken comatose newspaper

1 • Day 529, 18:34 • Published in USA USA

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We at the national siren have taken a while off the game, and came back on today to get a look at the way the world has turned out in the past month that we were in a coma. And it is interesting to say the least.

First off, the markets.

The

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Heres a Deal!!!!

1 • Day 501, 14:57 • Published in USA USA

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I am making ever possible mistake i can make in this game. For example, the latest mistake was taking from my new companies accounts most of its money in order to buy moving tickets so i could go buy cheap iron in other countrys, and then sell it in