The National Siren - newspaper of CaptainCAPS

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The tide has turned; our soldiers drown.

16 • Day 476, 16:02 • Published in USA USA

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Earlier today, Mexico ceded the southeast to portugal, and PEACE got involved in the invasion. The three territories that we had in the bag 7 hours ago, are now hopelessly lost. We are seeing right now the premature end of the American Empire if

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One North American Continent, One North American Nation?

5 • Day 475, 21:16 • Published in USA USA

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In a one quick moment, American forces invaded simultaneously the last 3 remaining areas of Mexico. It is obvious that this is a stretch, and like a fat kid in a cow pasture, Sam may have bitten off more than he chew. However, with the support of

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Terrorist Threat - Purple

3 • Day 475, 14:03 • Published in USA USA

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A nice, catchy, and unrelated title is a great way to begin this newspaper, the National Siren. The mission of us, here at the Siren, is to deliver news that is of great concern to America. Down to the way it runs, to the way others run... towards