The CaptainCAPS !AK47's for EVERYONE! fund. 5 free guns to each American reader!

Day 649, 13:16 • Published in USA USA • by CaptainCAPS

UPDATE: Ive sent 5 Q1s to over 80 Americans. Im all out of cash. Any donations (not asking though) I may recieve will go to arming the next in line for AK-47s.

It is generally known, that it is better to give a fighter who goes barehanded a couple golds worth of weapons, than it is to give a tank a couple gold. The Tank, already have fought his normal 5-10 fights, will take that 2 gold to buy a wellness pack, and use another gold to buy a q3-q5 weapon. Then that tank can pack around 200-300 damage.
However, give a two-clicker with no weapons 2 gold, and they can do around 70+ damage per fight, doing around 150+ more damage than they would have normally done. And still have many Q1 weapons left over for tomorrows fight.

The only problem with this is that, there is no real way to get those weapons to the people who dont have them.

However, in order to best aid the U.S and its allies in the upcoming battle for california, I will attempt to do just that; arm barehanded civilians with 5 fights worth of Q1's for free.

TO GET 5 FREE Q1 WEAPONS; vote and comment "HOOAH" below requesting to get your 5 weapons. Subscription is appreciated, but optional. Donations are appreciated also - to the 1st armored division. I got this program covered, but your tanks need your support and monetary aid.

And remember! ONLY use these weapons in the battle for california. Usage of these weapons in any other battle will result in a scalping.

Down with PEACE
Hail fortis, eden, U.S, blah blah blah, just kick some @$$.