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Penguin Bowling Balls

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The Ugly Canadian

3 • Day 665, 15:43 • Published in USA USA •

The Ugly Canadian

Ed. Note: Branded a walking curse in his native land, Rex continues to wander the Earth in search of cheap women and free alcohol. It turns out both are plentiful in Canada!

As a seasoned world … read more »

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It's All My Fault, America!

10 • Day 662, 18:48 • Published in USA USA •

It's All My Fault, America!

Ed. Note: A world-weary Rex Object returned briefly to the US for a little rest, a decent cheeseburger, and a woman not adverse to personal hygiene and a razor…and almost immediately regretted his … read more »

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The Ajay Bruno Interview

13 • Day 660, 15:31 • Published in USA USA •

The Ajay Bruno Interview

Ed. Note: Disappointment, defined. On the last day of his South African tour, Rex traveled to the residence of Charlize Theron with the intent of professing his eternal love…only to find the home had been … read more »

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Chalize, Lize and African Flize

11 • Day 659, 15:16 • Published in USA USA •

Chalize, Lize and African Flize

Ed. Note: Our hedonistic hero continues his South African adventures…sadly, without a quality pith helmet.

As I sit here in this only somewhat-trendy Cape Town nightclub sipping medium-grade … read more »

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Ajay Bruno and Charlize Theron

7 • Day 658, 14:44 • Published in USA USA •

Ajay Bruno and Charlize Theron

Ed. Note: Unmolested (well, mostly) by his short stay in an Israeli prison Rex Object, America's sexiest world traveler, today finds himself in South Africa, the fourth stop on his global quest for … read more »