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Strange Things That Happen in Airport Bathrooms

8 • Day 680, 16:09 • Published in USA USA •

Strange Things That Happen in Airport Bathrooms

Ed. Note: When we last left Rex, he had called a telephone number scribbled onto a napkin by a Starbucks barista, and was warned by the voice on the other end of the line that San … read more »

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Clown Murder: Surprisingly, Against the Law!

10 • Day 677, 06:01 • Published in USA USA •

Clown Murder: Surprisingly, Against the Law!

Ed. Note: When we last left Rex, in a drunken rampage he had killed a clown. Again. I mean, … read more »

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How NOT to Concede an Election

23 • Day 675, 14:28 • Published in USA USA •

How NOT to Concede an Election

(eRep News): Maine authorities are still trying to piece together the events that led up to this afternoon's carnage, in which a clown and his elderly lover were slaughtered in broad daylight by a … read more »

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Candidate's Campaign Explodes with Release of Shocking Video

7 • Day 674, 16:45 • Published in USA USA •

Candidate's Campaign Implodes with Release of Shocking Video

(AP News) Is Rex Object, former Senator from New Hampshire and a candidate for Maine's seat, an ultra-violent vigilante? That's what voters are asking themselves with the … read more »

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Maine's Celebrities (Sort Of) Endorse Rex Object

7 • Day 674, 14:09 • Published in USA USA •

Maine's Celebrities (Sort Of) Endorse Rex Object

Ed. Note: Who knows more about, well, EVERYTHING than celebrities? That's a rhetorical question, people; the fact is that their opinions are much more important than yours. That's … read more »