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A Kosher Sausage Fest

9 • Day 656, 05:54 • Published in USA USA •

A Kosher Sausage Fest

Ed. Note: Our intrepid world traveler continues to wrap his manly arms around the globe; this week he's cuddling up with Israel. He promises to respect it in the morning.

For a nation surrounded by … read more »

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The Hebrew (Ban) Hammer

8 • Day 654, 15:25 • Published in USA USA •

The Hebrew (Ban) Hammer

Ed. Note: If it's Friday, this must be Jerusalem. Our intrepid world traveler continues his global bar hop by landing in Israeli, where he's considering opening a Q5 cryogenics lab…and calling it "God's … read more »

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An Interview with Mexico's President

7 • Day 653, 16:11 • Published in USA USA •

An Interview with Mexico's President

Ed. Note: Continuing on with his world tour, our hero Rex Object left Mexico without Salma Hayek, dysentery or a rectum packed with heroin-filled balloons, but he did snag an interview with … read more »

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Montezuma's Revenge

4 • Day 651, 19:04 • Published in USA USA •

Montezuma's Revenge

Ed. Note: I'm continuing my trip around the world with a stop in Mexico, where my noble quest for better international relations through the sampling of native intoxicating libations and quality celebrity tail … read more »

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My Stupidity, America's Gain

12 • Day 650, 07:48 • Published in USA USA •

My Stupidity, America's Gain

Let me just state for the record that I'm an idiot; no need to repeat what I've already determined in the comments.

Here's what I'm talking about. If you care to read the last few issues of this … read more »