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A Very Disturbing Thank You Note

18 • Day 672, 14:15 • Published in USA USA •

A Very Disturbing Thank-You Note

WARNING: The image below is rated "A" for AWESOME! You've been warned.

"Penguin Bowling Balls" recently reached a milestone by suckering in its 100th subscriber, and is well on it's way to … read more »

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My So-Called "Competition"

16 • Day 672, 08:41 • Published in USA USA •

My So-Called "Competition"

Ed. Note: Rex Object is running for Congress in Maine. Vote for him or die a virgin; it's really just that simple. No, really…that's his entire platform. He's not what you'd call an "idea guy."

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A Politician, an Architect and a Dog Walk into a Bar

8 • Day 671, 19:46 • Published in USA USA •

I don't believe it would be yet another booze-and-coke-fueled exaggeration to inform you that earlier today I wrote what was quite possibly the greatest piece of American literature created in this or any other generation. It was a tightly-knit

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Your Main(e) Man(iac) on a(nother) Mission

21 • Day 668, 19:53 • Published in USA USA •

Your Main(e) Man(iac) on a(nother) Mission

Ed. Note: When we last left Rex, he was chatting up a spandex-clad William Shatner while slamming mimosas and eating fried goat in Canada's only gay Iranian S&M dungeon bar, where he'd … read more »

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Welcome to Canada, Imperialist Yankee Pig!

14 • Day 667, 19:21 • Published in USA USA •

Welcome to Canada, Imperialist Yankee Pig!

Ed. Note: Refreshed from his stint in an Edmonton detox clinic/psychiatric ward, Rex set off into the hinterlands to discover the "real Canada." What he found is disturbing beyond the … read more »