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The Return of Madness (and Mel Gibson)

8 • Day 687, 13:55 • Published in USA USA •

The Return of Madness (and Mel Gibson)

Ed. Note: When we last left off in our story, Rex had been drugged by his new-found father Mel Gibson, who, it turns out, has been tending bar on Mars. Prior to losing consciousness (a familiar and … read more »

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We Interrupt The Madness (for some mayhem)

10 • Day 686, 17:42 • Published in USA USA •

Ed. Note: When we last left Rex, we was being drugged by Mel Gibson in a bar on Mars. You know, the usual stuff. That said, we're interrupting our normally-scheduled stupidity for this public service announcement...

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Mel Gibson Slipped Me a Mickey

8 • Day 685, 14:52 • Published in USA USA •

Mel Gibson Slipped Me a Mickey

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Ed. Note: Identify the most improbable development: a) Rex found the only bar on Mars, b) the … read more »

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A Bar on Mars and Emotional Scars

5 • Day 683, 07:17 • Published in USA USA •

A Bar on Mars and Emotional Scars

Ed. Note: Yesterday brought two "firsts" for Rex Kramer. Prior to yesterday, he's never been in the space shuttle with a cross-dressing Austrian, and neither had he been given a warning by eRep … read more »

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I Swallow...The Red Pill

10 • Day 681, 17:29 • Published in USA USA •

I Swallow…The Red Pill

Ed. Note: In our last issue Rex was being dragged high and sans clothing through an airport concourse by a certain California governor in drag, who was intent on taking our hero to the ominously-named " … read more »