Ajay Bruno and Charlize Theron
Day 658, 14:44
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by Rex Object
Ajay Bruno and Charlize Theron
Ed. Note: Unmolested (well, mostly) by his short stay in an Israeli prison Rex Object, America's sexiest world traveler, today finds himself in South Africa, the fourth stop on his global quest for good international relationships, better international night club hot spots, and the best in international sex kittens.
Ajay Bruno and Charlize Theron: hot new couple, co-winners of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, or the two people I most want to meet during my stay in South Africa?
Well, duh. That said, I of course want to meet these South Africans for entirely different reasons. I hope to engage Mr. Bruno in a thought-provoking intercourse regarding his impact on two continents, while my interest in Ms. Theron center on an entirely different kind of intercourse. Hopefully, these two events won't occur simultaneously, but, hey, if they do I've done stranger things. Much, much stranger things. Remind me to tell you one day about that lost weekend in Prague. (but only after you sign the confidentiality agreements.) Rumor has it they had to burn down the hotel. Something about exotic animals being a public health hazard. Damn, that was a good weekend.
Where was I? Oh yeah, Ajay and Charlize. The former has agreed to an interview, which should be a hoot. I'll be publishing our conversation later this week. As for the latter, she has yet to respond to my advances, but on the plus side, I've yet to be served a restraining order, which I generally consider a form of foreplay. In any event, stay tuned for what should be my best foreign visit yet (although, to be perfectly honest, any trip that doesn't end with my result with my arrest and/or deportation would qualify as "my best foreign visit.")
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Ed. Note: Unmolested (well, mostly) by his short stay in an Israeli prison Rex Object, America's sexiest world traveler, today finds himself in South Africa, the fourth stop on his global quest for good international relationships, better international night club hot spots, and the best in international sex kittens.
Ajay Bruno and Charlize Theron: hot new couple, co-winners of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, or the two people I most want to meet during my stay in South Africa?
Well, duh. That said, I of course want to meet these South Africans for entirely different reasons. I hope to engage Mr. Bruno in a thought-provoking intercourse regarding his impact on two continents, while my interest in Ms. Theron center on an entirely different kind of intercourse. Hopefully, these two events won't occur simultaneously, but, hey, if they do I've done stranger things. Much, much stranger things. Remind me to tell you one day about that lost weekend in Prague. (but only after you sign the confidentiality agreements.) Rumor has it they had to burn down the hotel. Something about exotic animals being a public health hazard. Damn, that was a good weekend.
Where was I? Oh yeah, Ajay and Charlize. The former has agreed to an interview, which should be a hoot. I'll be publishing our conversation later this week. As for the latter, she has yet to respond to my advances, but on the plus side, I've yet to be served a restraining order, which I generally consider a form of foreplay. In any event, stay tuned for what should be my best foreign visit yet (although, to be perfectly honest, any trip that doesn't end with my result with my arrest and/or deportation would qualify as "my best foreign visit.")
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Yeah, I heard they had to burn down the hotel, too, lol. OMG that was some crazy sh*t.
Not that I was there or anything.
AKG, international relations (and my continued liberty) demand discretion in this matter. Prague never happened, mkay?
(Note: it TOTALLY happened. Unofficially, of course. BTW, did they ever find the monkeys, and if so, are they getting the proper psychiatric care?)
Wait a minute, you mean there was Wood involved?
Oh right, sorry Rex. 😶
(Don't ask about the monkeys again; they caught ONE and it wasn't a pretty sight, from what I heard, so seriously, just don't ask).
Cajun, I will only say that Wood is my specialty!
(No, seriously, look at my job)
Can't wait to hear what Bruno says.
MORE CHARLIZE THERO PICS!
This 😁